Dogs I Have Loved (or For The Love Of Dog!)




Now I know what you are all thinking. Rug-burn. Nooo… It was from going to Neighbors but all I did was dance. For something like 5 hours. That is my story and I’m sticking to it. Just don’t ask the Mick. He will try to get you to believe that I was dancing all up with these girls but really, would l do that?

After we woke up on Saturday hungrier than I have ever been, we went and got our neighbor to go out to breakfast. We walked up to Broadway and ran into another friend (the Pirate). We ate a ton and promptly went to the liquor store to pick up some pick me ups. After a quick breeze through QFC to pick up some mixers, we headed to our house to make some of the best berry/vodka slushies. We were going to go see some naked bicycle riders (not illegal in Seattle!) but from my back deck, I could see the rain coming so we stayed in and made Porno Fort!

Remember the forts you made when you were a kid? Picture that with LOTS of drinks, Mac and cheese, edemame, and porn. It was hilarious. That was a fun day. We trashed the house and just acted like little/big kids all day. There was no orgy (I know you and your crazy minds!) but I can’t guarantee that I didn’t see one neighbor give another neighbor a lap dance. And at one point, the friend we ran into on Broadway was naked on my back deck. But he was the only one who got naked. And yes, I did call to warn the neighbor (and his mom). At one point, I do remember us all wearing funny hats. There is nothing like sitting in your porno fort, drinking, laughing, eating, and wearing a funny hat with your friends.

I am the most proud of … Don’t you hate it when you are trying to finish a thought and you get interrupted at work and then you just can’t remember. Oh well. The suspense…


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